English Funny

I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
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Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice
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In DayI MISS U
At NightI MISS U
At HomeI MISS U
At WorkI MISS U
In GardenI MISS U
At MOSQUESI MISS U
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My Stolen ChappalI really MISS YOU

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Teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaane ko dil chahta haiPar phir khayal aata hai, sala apun ko swimming kahan aata hai
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Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
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Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy
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Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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College : A place where papa pays beta plays.
Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary.
Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies.
Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month
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im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!
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Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them
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i want 2 take u for a romantic dinnersit by candle liteshower u wht flowersand say those 3 magical words PAY THE BILL, MERI JAANOO
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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I've written a poem for you:Twinkle twinkle little star,you should know what you are,and once you know what you are,Mental hospital is not so far.